Martin: You know, Frasier, if you go and read that on the air you're going to set yourself up for a year of abuse. You know, this kind of thing is probably the reason why these guys started picking on you in the first place.
Frasier: All right, Dad, what exactly are you saying? That I somehow managed to bring all this misery on myself?
Martin: No, I'm not saying that. Well, have you ever wondered why these bullies have always kind of zeroed in on you two?
Niles: No, we don't wonder why, we know the reason.
Frasier & Niles: Jealousy.
Martin: Okay, there's a little bit of that, too. But you know, you kinda give people the impression that you're... above them.
Frasier: Pish-tosh!
Niles: Poppycock!