Frasier: No, I just want to get her something special. Especially since her mother seems to be taking all the joy out of it for her.
Martin: Oh. Well, how about a nice piece of luggage? You know, a good hard suitcase, like the kind people used to put stickers on to show everybody where they've been. Remember your Grandad's? His whole life was on it: Topeka, Sioux Falls, Biloxi. It was like a map of the world.
Frasier: What a loss to us all that he failed to write his memoirs.