Quote from Niles in Momma Mia
Martin: Look at this fireplace. Your mom and I used to sit in front of the fire here holding hands. I wonder if that... [lifts up rug] Oh, yeah. It's still here. That graffiti that you scratched into the floor. Niles: That's not graffiti, Dad. That's a Latin pun. "Semper Ubi Sub Ubi" - "Always Where Under Where".