Auctioneer: Well, there certainly was some spirited bidding over this luncheon, wasn't there! My goodness, four thousand, fifty dollars!
Niles: What have I done?
Frasier: You have let your competitiveness get the better of you, and it serves you right!
Auctioneer: Due to the overwhelming interest in this luncheon, I propose adding another place to the table. That is, if we can convince our runner-up, Dr. Frasier Crane, to match his brother's generous bid. [crowd starts cheering] What do you say, Dr. Crane?
Frasier: Well, all right! [to Niles] Dear God! We've just spent eight thousand dollars for a lunch.
Niles: Frasier, just try to remember it's for a very worthy cause.
Auctioneer: Thanks to the Drs. Crane, there will be a lot fewer homeless cats on the streets of Seattle next year.