Niles: Oh, pah. You are secretly trying to outbid me.
Frasier: Oh, all right. I thought if you were bidding against a stranger you'd only go so high. But if you knew it was me, then your childish competitiveness would kick in.
Niles: That is nonsense. Give me the pen.
Frasier: No, no, no. I'm saving you from yourself.
Niles: Give me that. Frasier, in the name of Kelly Ann Grunther and everything she stands for...
Frasier: She can't stand!
Niles: How do you know?
Frasier: I asked.