Quote from Niles in Decoys
Frasier: You know, Niles, you're behaving awfully strangely. What the heck is going on? Niles: What do you mean? Frasier: I mean that you show absolutely no desire to be alone with Roz. I'm starting to have serious doubts about this so-called "romance". Niles: Oh, really? Well, does this look so-called to you? [to Roz] Come here, Pookie! [Niles bends Roz over his lap and passionately kisses her. Donny then enters the house through the front door] Donny: That's why the door was stuck. You two, why didn't you tell me?