Niles: Thanks for setting me up with that Spam-happy tootsie.
Martin: What are you talking about?
Niles: Bonnie. Frasier told me you invited her here for me.
Martin: I invited her here for me. He probably said I invited her for you because he didn't want to upset Miss Boring's feelings.
Frasier: Now, now, no private conversations. Your dates are waiting.
Martin: They're not our dates!
Niles: We hate them!