Frasier: What the hell is going on?
Niles: All she heard was that I was in love with someone. She never heard who. And when she asked, I panicked and blurted out the first name that popped into my head, Phyllis.
Frasier: Phyllis?
Niles: It's a neighbor I saw on the elevator this morning. The woman had a sesame seed stuck between her front teeth. It was the size of a blanched almond.
Frasier: Oh, good lord.
Niles: Maybe it was a blanched almond. If she had Muselix for breakfast it could have been-
Frasier: Niles, stop!