Clint: Oh, Frasier, I was just admiring this chess board. It's beautiful. Are you in the middle of a match?
Frasier: Well, yes, as a matter of fact, I'm playing by mail with a Russian grand master. It's quite challenging.
Clint:Well, congratulations. With your cunning use of the Zekrepsky attack, you're only four moves away from certain victory.
Frasier: My God, you're right. And actually I'd be happy to hear that, except I'm playing black. Well,wasn't that a
fun eight months.