Martin: We were just in the neighborhood. Thought we'd stop by, see if you've changed your mind about the movie.
Frasier: You seem to be awfully persistent, but you know, I just may join you. My date cancelled at the last moment.
Niles: Listen, Frasier. Whatever it is that makes you feel the need to perpetuate this fantasy woman, you don't have to on our account.
Frasier: Fantasy?
Martin: We're your family. We don't care if you haven't been out with anyone in quite a while.
Frasier: My God, you actually believe that I invented this relationship.
Martin: Hey, Frasier, it's no crime to go down to Acapulco and come back empty-handed.
Frasier: I did not come back empty-handed, I came back with two huge handfuls.