Quote from Martin in Are You Being Served?
Martin: Hey, this is my stuff. Daphne: It's a box of junk. Martin: It's not junk. Daphne: Oh, rubbish. It's a bunch of useless gadgets you haven't used in years. Like this remote control to God knows what, useless. Just like this, whatever it is. Martin: That's the SteamMaster 2000! Like on TV, "Live life wrinkle free" It even comes with an attachment that cooks Chinese vegetables.