Martin: What, don't you think your brother knows how to direct?
Niles: No, the trouble is he doesn't know how to stop directing. During our prep school production of "Richard III" he drove the entire cast crazy with his constant critiquing. I seem to recall a delay on the opening night while our Richard chased Frasier around the dressing room, beating him with his hump.
Frasier: Oh, Niles, that was simply a little backstage horseplay to relieve tension.
Niles: You have an Orson Welles complex. By the end of this week, you'll not only be directing, you'll have re-written the script and be playing the lead.