Quote from Frasier in Ham Radio
Frasier: At the movies you say, well one quick phone call can verify that. What's this? Dear God, the phone lines have been cut. [organ music] Oh, we were really stranded. Totally and completely isolated from any contact with the outside world. [The studio phone rings. Noel answers it.] The phone lines have been repaired, you say? Hello? Wait, they've gone dead again.