Quote from Niles in Roz's Turn
Roz: Daphne? Okay, you be the girlfriend of a couple who wants to spice things up in the bedroom. Niles, will you be her boyfriend? Niles: Yes. Roz: Okay. I'm here with Fred and Patty. Tell me, you two, what made you think that your sex life needs a little jump start? Daphne: It's all his fault. He just seems to have lost interest in me. I've done everything I can to entice him. I've... served dinner wearing nothing but high heels and an apron. I've called him at the office and talked dirty. And last night when he came home I was lying in bed wearing a whipped cream teddy! But, did he care? No! Roz: And none of this turns you on, Fred? [Niles is staring into the distance] Fred? Niles: That's nothing. You should hear the other things that don't turn me on. Tell me about it, Patty.