Niles: I don't have time for your badinage, I'm only just putting out my place cards.
Frasier: Place cards, how elegant. Who is Peter Soutendeck?
Niles: He is on your right. He's an investment banker from Amsterdam, and apparently he handles a lot of Bill Gates's money. So don't say anything derogatory about the Netherlands or Microsoft.
Frasier: Oh, damn. There goes my opening joke about the Dutchman trying to install Windows '95.