Quote from Niles in Four for the Seesaw
Niles: Say, you two have been here five minutes and you haven't seen Frasier's kitchen yet. Frasier: There's really nothing special about it. Niles: Let's let the professionals judge that. Laura: I am kind of curious to take a peek. Niles: Well, peek away. Peek away. Yes, someday when you speak of his faux granite countertops - and you will - be kind.