Frasier: You know, Roz raises a very interesting philosophical question...
Martin: Oh, here we go. Buckle up!
Frasier: Is it always morally wrong to lie? We are taught that it is. But are there are certain occasions when a lie would be acceptable.
Bulldog: Yeah, like the lies you tell a chick in bed. "You're the best I've ever been with." "Your thighs don't look that fat." Oh. "Don't worry, I've had a vasectomy." Hey, screw you guys! I'm an artist. We live by different rules.