Martin: You're telling me you don't like the painting?
Frasier: Well, it's not that I don't like it. It's just that I don't love it. It's not me.
Martin: Not a problem. If you don't like it, I'll take it back.
Frasier: Oh thank you, thank you, Dad. That's such a relief. You know, I was up half the night worrying about it and I just... Dad, are you all right? I didn't upset you, did I? My God, Dad, are you crying?
Martin: No, no.
Frasier: Yes, you are. Yes, you are. I just saw you wipe your eye.
Martin: No, I didn't. Just quit looking at me.
Frasier: Dad! I've made my father cry!
Martin: Now don't you start.
Frasier: I'm only crying because you're crying.
Martin: I'm not crying. I don't know what this is. I didn't even cry when I got shot!
Frasier: I didn't cry when you got shot either.