Martin: Aw, man, I knew you'd find some way to ruin this!
Niles: Dad.
Martin: Courtside season tickets; VIP parking.
Niles: Dad.
Martin: No, no, you've got to have your reasons. "It's my ethics. It's my integrity. It's my allergies." Well, that's it. I'm never getting my hopes up again.
Niles: Dad, you can still watch the game on TV.
Martin: I don't want to watch the game on TV.
Niles: I'll get you a beer.
Martin: I don't like beer.