Daphne: And going home is just so flipping boring. It's always the same. There's a wonderful reunion at the airport, and we share all our news on the way home in the car. And by the time I've dropped off my suitcase, we've exhausted all conversation, and that's when I realize I've got a whole week left with nothing to look forward to but Dad telling the story of how he once shared a cigar with Winston Churchill during the blackouts. He thinks!
Frasier: Well, it sounds like an easy decision, Daphne. Hasta luego.
Daphne: Oh, Dr. Crane, why is it so easy to love our families, yet so hard to like them?
Frasier: Well, Daphne, that is one of those questions that make life so rich ... and psychiatrists richer.
Daphne: Well, maybe I'll just go call a travel agent, see which guilt trip is more expensive.