Quote from Niles in Crane vs. Crane
Frasier: I would like to hear that summation you never got a chance to give. Niles: Really? Frasier: Yes. Niles: You're not just saying that? Frasier: Do you care? Niles: No! Frasier: Well, all right then. I'm the judge! I'm the judge! Niles: Okay, you be the judge. Frasier: [deep voice] All rise. Niles: Yes, here we are. Frasier: Have we been sworn in? Yes we have, your honor. [bangs gavel] Dr. Crane, proceed. Niles: Your honor, I believe it was Herodotus who said: "Circumstances rule men. Men do not rule circumstances."