Frasier: Well, he also informed me that you recently indulged in an unorthodox, not to mention hazardous mode of travel.
Mr. Safford: That pompous weenie. That's exactly how he would put it.
Frasier: Well, actually, that was my wording.
Mr. Safford: Well, I hopped a freight. Rode the rails.
Frasier: You know, why not just purchase a ticket and ride in a club car?
Mr. Safford: Where's the adventure in that? I'm 78. Someday I'll be too old to jump off a moving train. No, you gotta live out your fantasies while you can. Do you understand that?