Martin: Well, it's just not right. A bunch of money grubbers behind closed doors trying to declare this poor old guy insane.
Niles: For starters, it's not behind closed doors. The entire proceeding will be broadcast on Court TV.
Martin: Oh, great. What father doesn't look forward to the day he gathers his friends around the TV and says, "Hey, that's my boy. The one making the old man cry."