Frasier: Dammit, Niles blabbed.
Martin: No, he didn't. You made the people of Seattle column. Right here, under "The Crane Mutiny."
Frasier: "Three cheers for Dr. Frasier Crane, who struck a blow against rudeness yesterday in a coffeehouse melee." Perfect. Now all of Seattle knows about my loutish behavior.
Martin: What are you talking about? This guy had it coming. I can just picture it. He probably looked at you and
he thought, "This guy's a cream puff, you know. A wuss. A wimp. A cupcake."
Frasier: Dad!
Martin: I'm sorry, I'm just so proud of you.