Martin: Hey Daphne, bring that laundry over here, will you?
Daphne: What for?
Martin: Well, I was just reading about an intelligence test you can give your dog. You throw a towel over its head and see how long it takes him to shake it off. Eddie!
Daphne: Oh, and the faster he takes the towel off, the smarter he is?
Martin: No, the faster he folds it.