Niles: I'm going to check with the Post Office. You know, I heard a story on the news the other day about a man
who bought a piano at auction and when he went to tune it he found a 40-year-old unmailed letter under the sounding board.
Frasier: Perhaps we should contact Ferrante & Teicher, see if they have your invitation?
Niles: Poke fun now. We'll see who feels foolish this Sunday when I'm sipping champagne atop a mechanical bull.