Niles: Hi-ho, everyone. What are you all doing inside on such a beautiful, clear autumn day?
Frasier: Niles, you seem awfully chipper this morning.
Niles: Well, I woke up this morning and I had a realization. Like it or not, my life is changing. I'm single now, so I went out and rented a bachelor pad. Ooh, is that coffee?
Martin: Don't you think that's jumping the gun a little bit?
Niles: Oh no, Dad. Maris, uh, ordered me to get my stuff out of there by sundown, or else she'd turn it over to a church bazaar. Oh, and I got these jeans! Right? Right? And I'm starting a goatee, and I'm thinking of joining a gym, but I don't know whether aerobics or weight training is the quickest route to "buff!" Any thoughts?