Frasier: Oh dear, Dad, if you're going to be so devilishly subtle, how will I ever get your point?
Martin: All right, well, call me old-fashioned. I think that when you sign a contract, you stick to it. A man's only as good as his word.
Frasier: Yes, well, my words have doubled the station's ad revenues. All they've shown me for thanks is a measly eight-percent raise.
Martin: Oh, so what? In thirty years on the police force, you think I ever went to the sergeant and said, "Hey, I'm shooting way more bad guys than I thought I would, how about a bonus?"