Quote from Niles in Retirement is Murder
Frasier: Oh, Niles. Niles, this is it. This is it. The basketball game. Niles: Basketball? Frasier: Yes, yes, I can get another ticket from the promotional department. Oh, this is perfect. Just imagine how excited Dad will be to go to a game with his two sons. My God, it's the archetypal male bonding ritual! Niles: Couldn't we just go into the woods, kill something and have done with it?