Quote from Frasier in The Candidate
Roz: Go ahead, caller. Holden Thorpe: "Crane, Thorpe. Let me ask you something. Are you married?" Frasier: Divorced. Holden Thorpe: "You ever serve in the military?" Frasier: Well, actually, I have congenitally weak ankles, it's a family problem. Holden Thorpe: "I see, I see. So a guy like you - unmarried, didn't serve his country - sees fit to criticize a patriotic family man who fought in the Battle of Grenada. I went in on the first wave, by the way." Frasier: On a surfboard, I suppose?