Quote from Frasier in Space Quest
Frasier: Let us get something clear. I am not a morning person. I have to ease into my day slowly. First I have my coffee, sans eggshells or anything else one tends to pick out of the garbage. Then I have a low-fat, high-fiber breakfast. Finally, I sit down and read a crisp, new newspaper. If I am robbed of the richness of my morning routine, I cannot function. My radio show suffers and, like ripples in a pond, so do the many listeners that rely on my advice to help them with their troubled lives. I'm sorry that this may sound priggish, but I've grown comfortable with this part of myself. It is the magic that is me.