Frasier: And what do you do?
Creationism Date: I'm a science teacher.
Frasier: Ah, serendipity. I'm a science man, myself. I suppose that's why Charlotte got the two of us together. Well then, what's your field?
Creationism Date: Well, my field is biology, but my specialty is creationism.
Frasier: Oh, well, I find that... Excuse me?
Creationism Date: You know, they're only in first grade, so they don't understand everything. But Brother William, he's our leader, he likes us to get them started young before they get their minds warped by all that fossil nonsense.
Frasier: Well, you know, I-I realize that Darwin had his detractors, but to call it nonsense seems a bit cavalier, don't you think?
Creationism Date: Oh, dear. You're one of those. You think we're descended from apes?
Frasier: Well, not recently, no.
Creationism Date: Do I look like an ape to you? Do I have hairy palms and a big hairy back?
Frasier: Would you like a drink?