Dr. Schafer: [to Niles] Well, once you're under, we'll begin by inserting some tubes to monitor your blood pressure. Then, while one team harvests the saphenous vein from your right leg, I'll be opening up your chest.
Frasier: Excuse me. If I may, wouldn't a mid-cab be less invasive? I have done some research in the matter and I believe that is the prevailing methodology.
Dr. Schafer: Well, you may have read about that in Reader's Digest, but a mid-cab is only appropriate for a limited blockage.
Frasier: My source is not Reader's Digest. It is a Harvard colleague. Harvard being my alma mater. Harvard! And if I'm not mistaken, the blockage is in the left anterior descending artery.
Dr. Schafer: And the right coronary. Look, in my expert opinion, I'm doing what's best for this patient.
Frasier: And my expert opinion says otherwise.
Dr. Schafer: Well, if you're such an expert, maybe you should perform the surgery.
Frasier: Maybe I should!
Niles: Dad!
Martin: Frasier, you're not operating on your brother.