Alice: I miss my hamster.
Martin: I know you do, sweetheart. And I'm sure he's up in Hamster Heaven missing you too.
Alice: What is Hamster Heaven?
Martin: Well, that's where hamsters go when they die.
Alice: Mommy said he was lost.
Martin: Oh. Oh. Oh, no.
Alice: When will he come back?
Martin: Oh, boy. Well, when a hamster goes to hamster heaven, it can't come back. But that's okay.
Alice: Why?
Martin: Oh, 'cause it's great up there. They got exercise wheels on every corner, and the streets are paved with- What do hamsters eat?
Alice: Hamster food.
Martin: Ah, well, that's what the streets are paved with. And there aren't any cats to chase them.
Alice: Does cats have a heaven too?
Martin: Oh, sure. Yeah, same deal. Except no wheels and their streets are paved with fish.