Frasier: Well, I guess we're just gonna have to roll up our shirtsleeves and see it through for the next eight weeks.
Niles: Of course, we will.
Frasier: Although...
Niles: I'm listening.
Frasier: What do we actually accomplish by learning to change our own spark plugs? Oh, yes, of course we acquire a new skill, but aren't we taking a job away from a qualified mechanic?
Niles: Someone who may have a family to support. Not to mention all the merchants who depend on his disposable income for their livelihood.
Frasier: Yes, yes. The human toll begins to mount.
Niles: Society decays.
Frasier: Not if I have anything to say about it, Niles. I'm quitting. If you care one jot about civilization, you'll quit too.
Niles: Our duty is clear. Do we have time for gelatos?
Frasier: I think so, yes.