Quote from Niles in The Great Crane Robbery
Mel: Oh, the bill. Oh, but we're not finished. Uh, we still have wine. Would anyone like a refill? Andrew: I'm a little dry. [Mel clears her throat loudly] Niles: Dry? I know that's not your liver speaking. Mel: Niles, we just discussed you were not going to bring that up. Niles: Well I did, so there. [Mel kicks him under the table] And I'll say it again! [to Andrew] You're probably seeing two of me, so you might as well hear me twice. You, sir, are a complete drunk! Andrew: Niles, how could you... Niles: Well, uh- Andrew: How could you know? I thought I was hiding it so well. I have a problem. It's time I face it. Chip: I've been meaning to say something, but I didn't have the courage. Lucy: Not like Niles. You're a good person. Andrew: I'm getting help first thing tomorrow. I'm so sorry, baby. Margaret: [to Niles] Thank you for giving me my husband back. Mel, darling, you married an angel. Mel: Don't I know it.