Quote from Niles in How to Bury a Millionaire
Martin: Niles, are you there? Niles: [into intercom] Yes, Dad. [to Frasier] You can't blame me for the housing market. This is a simple apartment! Martin: I'm in some room with a lot of books but it doesn't have a bathroom. Niles: Oh, that's the library, not the study. Go down the hall, make a left. Frasier: Well, this simple apartment of yours is going to bankrupt you. You must admit it's a bit large for one person. Niles: Oh, don't forget I have a pet. Frasier: Are you telling my that your bird requires both a study and a library? Niles: All right, I will return the Noel Coward pen, but this is my home. This is a basic necessity. Martin: [on intercom] Okay, I've found the aspirin but I'm lost again. I'm in a blue room with big rolls of paper. Niles: That's the gift wrapping room. Look for the stairs. Martin: The only stairs I can find go up. Frasier: You have a third floor? Niles: It's practically a crawl space. [into intercom] Go out the door to the left. [to Frasier] Don't look at me like that. I have to have a roof over my head. Frasier: Niles, you have three roofs over your head.