Frasier: You see, I've been doing a lot of soul-searching lately, and last night I ... did something which I haven't done since I was a very little boy. I got down on my knees on the bedside, and I prayed for guidance. And I asked God, "What can I do to get my old life back?" And the answer came, "take better care of your fans."
Martin: ... God told you that?
Frasier: Yes. I have taken my public for granted. I take weeks before I answer my fan mail, if I answer it at all. I've been a bad celebrity. Well, no more.
Martin: I didn't even know you had a fan club.
Frasier: Well, actually, they meet on the internet, and I visited their website yesterday for the first time. Bad celebrity! But I invited them all here, and you know what? They were so grateful that before long - I mean, my God - suddenly they were proposing that they hold a massive rally in my honor, demanding that I return to the airwaves. You know, I think that it's safe to say that someone is already working in mysterious ways.
Martin: Someone sure as hell is.