Frasier: Roz? None of these lights seem to be flashing.
Roz: Hey, what do you know, I got the same thing over here.
Frasier: Well, who's our first caller?
Roz: No-one.
Frasier: Well, how much time do we have?
Roz: None.
Frasier: Hello Seattle, this is Dr. Frasier Crane. Well, I have some good news for you. As today is the first sunny
day we've had in a few weeks, it seems that all our lines are open. So please call in, no waiting. Absolutely
no waiting. Oh come on, somebody's marriage must be on the skids. Somebody's career must be going badly, other than mine. Hey, how about all you agoraphobics, I know you're not outside. Oh, oh, there's a call. I'll take it, I'll take it. Hello, I'm listening.
Alice: "Hi Dr. Crane, my name is Alice and I'm usually a happy person but today, well, I just started thinking about all kinds of sad things. My job isn't that exciting, my kids don't call me as often as I'd like. Pretty soon I was in a full-blown funk."
Frasier: Well, Alice, as today seems to be a bit slow I think I have a story I can tell you that might be of some help. Do you have some time?
Alice: "Well, it's three 'o clock and I'm still in my bathrobe."