Frasier: Do you suppose it's possible she's just using sex to sway me to her side?
Martin: Well, figure it out. Who made the first move? You or her?
Frasier: There was no first move. It was more like spontaneous sexual combustion.
Martin: There's always a first move. Think.
Frasier: All right. I was standing in front of her desk like so. She was facing me... Niles, you be Kate.
Niles: I will not.
Frasier: Look, just stand up!
Niles: I'm always the girl! In every prep school play I was the girl! Guinevere, Marian the Librarian, Ado Annie. Well, no more, I'm through with it! When do I get to be Shoeless Joe from Hannibal, Mo'?!