Eileen: "Dr. Crane, I've been very happily married for twenty years and I wouldn't dream of cheating, but lately when we're making love I find myself fantasizing about people other than my husband."
Frasier: Well, that's perfectly normal. It's quite normal to spice up one's love life by imagining a tryst with, oh, a sports figure or a movie star or-
Eileen: "Or a radio psychiatrist?"
Frasier: Excuse me?
Eileen: "It's your voice, Dr. Crane. You must have the most sensuous voice on earth."
Frasier: [sultry voice] Oh, I don't know, Eileen.
Eileen: "I've never seen your picture. Would you mind describing yourself?"
Frasier: Oh, well I don't really think that's appropriate...
Roz: I'll do it.
Frasier: Roz, I don't think-
Roz: He's about six-one, with a granite jaw and the broad shoulders of a marine. He's been wearing his hair short lately but that only accentuates his cobalt blue eyes, his chiseled cheekbones and his full, provocative lips.
Eileen: "Wow! Thanks, Roz. And thank you, Dr. Crane. I'll be thinking if you tonight. With any luck twice!"
Frasier: Well, this is Dr. Frasier Crane feeling a little red in his chiseled cheeks. Till tomorrow then, this is KACL 780 AM.