Martin: Boy, I could tell you a couple of stories about you guys you could throw in there.
Niles: That's an interesting idea, we could use ourselves. It would make a delicious introduction to our book.
Frasier: I like the introduction idea. Dad, okay, give us a story which depicts little Frasier and little Niles at their conflicted best.
Martin: Oh, that would have to be when we went trout fishing up at that lake whats-its-name. Boy, you guys were at it tooth and nail.
Niles: Oh, this is good. This is interesting.
Martin: Now, what was the name of that lake again?
Frasier: Dad. Dad, the name of the lake is immaterial.
Martin: Indian word, Lake Whatchahatchi?
Frasier: Dad, you're missing the point here.
Martin: Oh, your mother would know. It's too bad she's dead. Er, whatacouchi, cachawachi. It was an Indian word, it meant "Land of a thousand"- No. This is driving me nuts. I'm going to have to go in there and look it up.
Niles: Dad, we just wanted the story!
Martin: No, it's all right. Where the hell did I put my atlas?