Quote from Frasier in Give Him the Chair!
Frasier: Oh, well, what else can you do? You'll have to cancel the performance. Too bad. I'll just take this along with me. Mrs. Warren: I can't cancel, I have three hundred parents in their cars already. Frasier: Well, I'm sure somehow the American theatre will survive. You can't do the show without Dr. Armstrong, he's too important to the plot. I know, that's the part I played. Mrs. Warren: You played Dr. Armstrong? Frasier: Well, yes I- Oh, no, no, no, no. No, you're not thinking- Mrs. Warren: How badly do you want your chair? Frasier: I-I'm sorry, it's out of the question. Mrs. Warren: You know, it would be a real shame if something- [She pulls on a strip of duct tape] ooh - happened to this chair. Frasier: But it's been years. I hardly can remember any of the lines. Mrs. Warren: Then you'll fit right in!