Frasier: All right, let's just assume for a moment that you are capable of a long-term relationship; what would you do to keep things cooking?

Roz: Well, once I had a boyfriend take me out to a bar, and we pretended we were strangers picking each other up. Actually that was kinda hot.

Frasier: So you used, like, fantasy/role-playing?

Roz: Yeah. In fact, we had so much fun we tried it again. Only the next time he got so into it he went home with another woman.

Frasier: I'm sorry.

Roz: Oh hell, she was gorgeous. One more drink, and I'd have gone home with her. My point is that women need to see the men they make love to as exciting, romantic figures. So I say, if you want to keep this woman interested, try creating a fantasy for an evening. Personally, I think you'd make a very sexy gladiator.

Frasier: Roz, this is not for me, it's for my brother Niles.

Roz: Oh. Well in that case, make it a gladiola.