Amy Quote #80
Quote from Amy in Sister-in-Law
Ray: Listen, I didn't mean what I said in there, really. I was just- You know, I'm mad at those guys, and I'm sorry.
Amy: It's okay. I'm fine.
Ray: Listen, you definitely have a right to be mad at me.
Amy: Oh, I do? I do? Well, thank you very much, Ray.
Ray: You're welcome.
Amy: Let me tell you something, mister: You are a frustrating person! All this time, I've been trying to talk to you, and it's like I'm banging my head against the wall. I keep thinking, "What's wrong with me? Why can't I get through to him?" And now I realize that maybe it's not my fault. Maybe it's just that you're boring. [Ray gasps] You know, Debra says you're like this because you don't want to talk. But I think maybe it's because you've got nothing to say.
Ray: I do too have stuff to say.
Amy: Oh, yeah? Go ahead.
Ray: What do you mean?
Amy: Come on, talk. Come on, talk. Right now. And I want something more than hot dogs and football kicking. [Ray stammers] Oh, interesting conversation. What else do you have to say, Mr. Fascinating?
Ray: This is a lot of pressure!
Amy: That's what I thought. [sees Ray] I'm sorry. I didn't mean it. I was just lashing out. Oh, I stink at this. I was just trying to hurt your feelings.
Ray: Good job.
Everybody Loves Raymond Quotes
‘Sister-in-Law’ Quotes
Quote from Robert
Robert: Wow, are you a liar. You know, I know what it is. I got something good and you can't stand it. You never could. Remember when I made that diorama in Mr. Carolan's history class?
Ray: What?
Robert: Everybody said how great it was everybody! I won a prize, remember? But you said it stunk.
Ray: You had George Washington fighting a dinosaur.
Robert: It was a dragon, Raymond! A dragon that represented years of British tyranny! Which just goes to show how stupid you were then and now.
Quote from Debra
Amy: All right, let's all just relax. I think we're making too big of a deal of this.
Debra: No, Amy, I have been putting up with this for 15 years. I am not gonna let him do this to you too. You know, when I need to talk to Ray about my feelings or our children, I know I have until the commercial's over. That gives me 30 seconds. And if there's a girl in the commercial, or a truck with big wheels, or God forbid, a monkey, forget it.
Quote from Ray
Amy: You know what? It's taken some time, but even Robert has started opening up to me. Like, he finally told me why he sleeps with a tennis racket under his bed.
Ray: He still does that?
Amy: For the burglars.
Ray: That's what he told you it's for? No, no, no, that's- That's his ghost swatter.
Amy: What?
Ray: Yes, yes. Ever since we were kids, he would- Listen to this. One time, he was about 12, and he thought he heard something in the attic. And so of course I'm making fun of him. So to prove that he's not scared, he went up there with his "ghost swatter." So I took a broom and I went, "Boom boom boom." And all of a sudden, two giant legs come crashing through the ceiling boom!
Amy: Just his legs?
Ray: Yeah, well, he fell on a beam... "Aah!" And it's just two giant legs just sticking out, and they were still trying to run... "Aah."
Amy: Was he injured?
Ray: Well, you tell me.