Ray Quote #1904
Ray: In fact, I heard she's sitting over there waiting for you to apologize!
Debra: What?!
Ray: Well, yeah, because she knows you always do, no matter how wrong she is, but uh no, but you're right. You shouldn't let her happiness get in the way of your dignity.
Debra: Oh, damn her! I'm not going over there!
Ray: What? What is this?
Debra: If she thinks I'm coming over there, she can sit there all smug till hell freezes over!
Ray: Whoa! This is a complete turnaround.
Debra: Great. Now I'm not gonna be able to sleep again. She is killing me! Your mother's killing me!
Ray: Here, here. I hate seeing you like this. [rubs Debra's back] I really do. Here, just relax. Relax. Yeah, yeah. [kisses Debra]
Ray: Ow!
Debra: Ooh, did I bite you?
Ray: Yeah. Yeah, you did.
Everybody Loves Raymond Quotes
‘Angry Sex’ Quotes
Quote from Marie
Marie: Listen, I need to talk to Debra.
Ray: Oh, yeah. Well, now's a bad time, so maybe tomorrow.
Marie: No no, Raymond, listen. I saw that talk show today with the four ladies...
Ray: Yeah?
Marie: And they had this relationship doctor on who said, "Every time you leave a family member, you must treat that person as if you'll never see them again."
Ray: I love you, Mom. Good bye.
Marie: No, no, no, no. That got me thinking about Debra, and then there was this commercial about household bacteria, and that really got me thinking about her. And then I said to myself, "This can't be just coincidental." No, I have to apologize right now, Raymond.
Quote from Frank
Frank: Oh, I know what he was doing. The action is always better when there's a little fire in the furnace, right, Ray?
Ray: No! No. That is so wrong. Crazy old man!
Frank: Come on! Why do you think I give this one such a hard time? When she's steamed up, everything's better. I'll tell you, the angry sex is good. But what I really love is the angry steak pizzaiola.
Marie: You're a pig!
Frank: Good! Use that for the lasagna tonight.
Robert: Look, Debra, this I told him, Ma. You must always be sensitive to your wife's emotions.
Frank: You, my boy are a girl.
Quote from Frank
Debra: So Marie, you came over to apologize last night?
Marie: I did, and I learned from the four ladies that nothing is worth fighting over this way. And you're right. If I have something to say, I should just come out with it or keep my mouth shut.
Frank: Your mouth? That's like trying to hold back a- [chokes] I'm sorry, I was eating. Set me up again.