Ray Quote #1721
Debra: I know you're lying about the repairman!
Ray: Yeah, that's right. I canceled it myself! And you want to know why? Because I called Dr. Dwight's office, and surprise, surprise! You didn't have an appointment. You were lying like a rug!
Debra: Ray, Dr. Dwight is not my doctor anymore. I switched last year. You called the wrong place.
Amy: We should go, Robert.
Debra: No, no, no. Everything's fine. Stay.
Frank: So, Deb, you're kind of like a naughty party girl, huh?
Debra: No, Frank.
Ray: Hey, what's the name of this new doctor?
Debra: Ray, would you stop it? Enough!
Ray: No, no. Come on, the name. Give me the name right now, the name!
Debra: Flowers. Dr. Flowers.
Ray: Oh! Nice try. Dr. Flowers, huh? Yeah, sure. You sure it's not Dr. Cabinet? Huh? Or Dr. Scrubby Brush? Ha ha, yeah! There's a new sheriff in town, and he just shot your doctor.
Everybody Loves Raymond Quotes
‘Liars’ Quotes
Quote from Frank
Marie: There was no hotel. Which means that wasn't the trick you were playing on us. So then what was it?
Ray: There was- No, nothing.
Marie: The washing machine? Having Frank fix something that wasn't broken?
Ray: Yes, that's it! Ha ha! Gotcha!
Frank: Why, you lousy big-nosed bastard!
Quote from Marie
Marie: Where's the trick in that? And why do you include Michael and Geoffrey? Hmm.
Robert: [to Amy] She's picking up a scent. Watch this.
Marie: Why did you rush the kids upstairs? The VCR. The- The kids didn't break the VCR. But why would you lie about it being broken?
Robert: This is great. I'm usually behind one-way glass during this part.
Marie: Because there was no tape for Frank to watch... Which means you did watch the football the night before... Because you didn't have a headache. You lied to me. You both did.
Debra: Oh, Marie, how can you think that? You are way off, right, Ray?
Ray: How did you do that?
Marie: I can put things together. You think I was born yesterday?
Frank: Anyone?
Quote from Debra
Ray: I feel a little bad.
Debra: Why? You know what? We're pretty good at this.
Ray: I know. Maybe a little too good.
Debra: Hey, we wouldn't have to be if it wasn't for your mother. We're living in a predatory environment. We have to camouflage.