Ray Quote #1427
Judy: Hey, partner, remember me?
Robert: Yes, Judy. I worked with you on the force, but I've given up that life to become a full-time "pathist." I've almost got the green shirt.
Judy: This is bad. All right, Ray, I want you to say somethin' to Robert.
Ray: No, look, I can't talk. I'm not a talk person.
Judy: Ray, I want you to speak to your brother today like he matters!
Ray: He does matter to me, Judy! I just I can't stand seein' him like this!
Judy: Don't tell me!
Ray: [to Robert] Okay, look, I know I don't say this enough, but you are my brother and I love you. Okay, but h-here's the thing you should know that by now, right? I don't have to tell ya. I mean, yeah, yeah, we get mad at each other, but we never let it get too far, you know, 'cause... 'cause we're family. And we don't walk away. This this is walkin' away. And I don't want you to do it, because you're like a part of me.
Everybody Loves Raymond Quotes
‘The Cult’ Quotes
Quote from Marie
Marie: Oh my God! He's in a cult!
Robert: It's not a cult, Ma.
Frank: Then why the hell did you hug me?
Robert: It made me happy.
Marie: Oh my God! He's in a cult!
Robert: It's not a cult. It's just a bunch of people who want to see me happy, who happen to care about me.
Marie: You have that here, you stupid ass.
Quote from Frank
Frank: What is this, a party? What? You lock me out to keep me away from cake now?
Marie: Just go home, Frank.
Ray: Yeah, Dad, go. How come you're not at the lodge?
Frank: The pool's got a fungus. Well, what's the party for, the Dalai Lama over here?
Ray: Okay. Come on. Please, Dad, not now.
Frank: [sings] Hello, Dolly.
Debra: Frank.
Frank: [sings] Well, hello, Dolly.
Ray: Dad!
Frank: [sings] It's so nice that my son's head is full of crap.
Quote from Marie
Debra: I just want to talk to you.
Robert: Why?!
Debra: Because I care about you!
Marie: And I'm your mother!
Robert: Why would I take advice about life from you two? You can't even talk to each other!
Marie: Yes, we can! Oh, Debra!
Debra: Oh, Marie! [both hug and sob]