Ray Quote #1893
Quote from Ray in Not So Fast
Marie: Oh, my goodness! Oh, it's been so long since I've seen you.
Ray: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Third time in two weeks, Ma.
Marie: Only the third time. Come in, sit down. Your father's just on his way back from the dining hall.
Ray: What do you do, hose him off and send him back? Oh, boy.
Marie: Are you all right, Raymond?
Ray: Yeah, it's just traffic the whole way. Usually it takes It took two hours today and but no, I'm good, I'm good. I'm good.
Everybody Loves Raymond Quotes
‘Not So Fast’ Quotes
Quote from Marie
Marie: And now I'd like to inquire as to the whereabouts of my possessions my sofa and my piano.
Robert: They're in the basement.
Marie: Ah the basement. So, I'm not gone a month and my 100-year-old, priceless Bulgarian upright piano is in the basement. And has been replaced by you... with this.
Robert: Do you even know what that is, Ma?
Marie: Yes, I do know what that is! I may be an ancient relic as far as you're concerned, but I'm still able to know what things are! This is a sex machine.
Robert: Ma!
Quote from Robert
Amy: No, wait. You know, maybe we could save up for our own place quicker if we stay here for a while. And besides, we just spent a fortune on furniture, and we can't even return the couch or the Muscleflex because you just ruined them... sweetie.
Robert: My life! What has happened to my life? [looks to the heavens] Was this your plan? Huh? You sat up there and you put me through everything and then let me end up like this? Well, let me tell you something, mister: You are not funny.
Debra: He does screw with him a lot.
Quote from Debra
Debra: Now hold on. We are not gonna sit here and listen to you run down these good people. I don't think you've even considered that the problem just may be everyone else.
Katie: Well, l...
Debra: Frank and Marie Barone are fine, religious people. Oh, sure, they might be opinionated, but I find that refreshing. And Marie may have bruised some feelings, but it's important to remember that everything she does comes from love.
Scott: I understand that you're upset.
Debra: Please don't make us take them back!
Scott: I'm sorry.
Debra: Is it money? 'Cause we could pay more money.