Ray Quote #1843

Quote from Ray in Crazy Chin

Ray: I remember the first time I saw him do it. It was Easter and I was, like, five. And Mom, she made the mistake of leaving me and Robert alone with our Easter baskets, so we just started shoving candy in our mouths as fast as we could. And Robert was touching everything to his chin. I was only five, but I still think I said, "What the hell?" Anyway, Mom comes in and goes, "You two weren't eating candy before dinner, were you?" And we played it totally cool. We said, "No, Mommy, no." And I thought, "For sure we're gonna get away with it." Then I look up, and sticking to Robert's chin is the tail of a marshmallow duck.
Marie: And what did I do to teach you two a lesson?
Ray & Robert: Gave our candy to poor children.
Frank: It was delicious.

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 ‘Crazy Chin’ Quotes

Quote from Peter

Hank: But why do you do it? Are you using your chin to test the temperature of your food?
Pat: Oh, that's silly, Hank. He'd have a big red mark on his chin every time the food was too hot.
Hank: That's true. So it's not that?
Peter: That's where his mouth was when he got here. He's still growing. [laughs]

Quote from Marie

Marie: Please, Robert. You two should be ashamed of yourselves. What gives you the right to butt into people's lives?
Robert: Yes!
Marie: What? You think you can help him after I've spent my whole life trying? Please. The only thing we can do is pretend that he's fine and let him blend into society as best he can.

Quote from Frank

Frank: He's not moving back! I finally had the both of you out of the house. There was only one more to go.